• @58008
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    2652 months ago

    If at 53 I’m sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else’s.

    • ALQ
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      482 months ago

      For you, I’ll allow humane. For Leon…I don’t know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I’ll let him do it himself.

        • @psycho_driver
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          2 months ago

          I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can’t top Musk.

          • @pingveno
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            32 months ago

            Muskrat? They really are repulsive creatures.

      • @Passerby6497
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        52 months ago

        Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That’s the guy I want running the job

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.