• @Okokimup
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    396 days ago

    No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

    • kamenLady.
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      406 days ago

      Maybe the wording…

      CEASE

      PLUMMET

      ROTATE

      would definitely get my attention.

      • @wreckedcarzz
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        76 days ago

        CEASE

        dies

        well that’s great, how the fuck am I supposed to do the other two now?

        • @[email protected]
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          56 days ago

          The plummeting should take care of itself from that point. You might need assistance with the rotation though.

          • @[email protected]
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            25 days ago

            Fortunately, enflamed beings often are already in motion, so ceasing immediately should provide some rotation

          • @wreckedcarzz
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            25 days ago

            “look at this mf, dies and doesn’t even have the courtesy to fall down”