I don’t know about y’all, but I will not ever be going shopping here.

  • @jordanlund
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    1213 months ago

    Kroger promises to lower grocery prices by $1 billion after artificially inflating them by $3 billion.

    • @Zachariah
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      293 months ago

      Oh, so just like their normal “sale” items.

      • @[email protected]
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        93 months ago

        Prices are probably skyrocketing as we type in preparation for this “massive” amount of savings.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        73 months ago

        This item is $9000, but if you let us track your purchases and give us all of your personal information, it’s $3.