I don’t know about y’all, but I will not ever be going shopping here.

  • @jordanlund
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    1214 months ago

    Kroger promises to lower grocery prices by $1 billion after artificially inflating them by $3 billion.

    • @Zachariah
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      294 months ago

      Oh, so just like their normal “sale” items.

      • @[email protected]
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        94 months ago

        Prices are probably skyrocketing as we type in preparation for this “massive” amount of savings.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        74 months ago

        This item is $9000, but if you let us track your purchases and give us all of your personal information, it’s $3.

  • @givesomefucks
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    584 months ago

    Why would anyone trust them right after the price gouging during the pandemic and long after logistics had adapted?

    • doctorskull
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      104 months ago

      That’s the neat part, we don’t.

  • @teamevil
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    554 months ago

    Fuckin lies… No for profit business ever said hey let’s spend a bunch of money to buy another business to make less money.

  • @[email protected]
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    484 months ago

    They aren’t even saying that.

    After the merger closes, Kroger will invest $1 billion to lower Albertsons’ prices, consistent with Kroger’s track record of fighting inflation and providing value to customers.

    So, they’re going to invest $1 billion to lower prices (which the writer speculates will be through “increasing efficiencies and improving its supply chain”).

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      84 months ago

      consistent with Kroger’s track record of fighting inflation

      LOL, fucking what? They’re literally one of the major causes of inflation.

      which the writer speculates will be through "increasing efficiencies and improving its supply chain

      Oh, so firing more people, adding more self-checkout lanes, charging more for bags, and extorting distribution centers so they also have to fire a bunch of people?

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      increasing efficiencies and improving its supply chain

      That just sounds like sourcing lower quality food stuff to save their bottom line

    • @teamevil
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      24 months ago

      Nah it’s going to be a billion dollars and putting those prices that can change at the drop of a hat with AI is help The digital ones. They’re expensive

  • @[email protected]
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    324 months ago

    “You should let us reduce competition in the grocery space, because with less competition prices will be lower.”

    That’s a bold take.

    • @Passerby6497
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      54 months ago

      $omething tell$ me it will probably $till work though.

    • @Zess
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      44 months ago

      Walmart has been doing it for decades to achieve its low prices. The problem isn’t that it won’t work, it’s just still a shitty thing to squeeze every cent from your suppliers.

      • @[email protected]
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        64 months ago

        Wal*Mart does definitely squeeze their suppliers, and it does have relatively low prices, but it’s hardly a charity. It squeezes suppliers, not so that it can supply customers with low prices but so that it can provide profits to investors.

    • @shalafi
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      24 months ago

      Economies of scale do allow for lower prices. Problem being, monopolies do not.

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        Economies of scale allow for lower costs, not lower prices. Lower prices are a choice that companies make, and it’s a choice they don’t have to make if they don’t have competitors.

  • @Sgt_choke_n_stroke
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    274 months ago

    You didn’t lower prices when you put in self checkout. Don’t piss on me and call it rain.

    • @[email protected]
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      124 months ago

      Self checkout did lower the prices if you play the game right.

      For example, one time I had 2 donuts in a bag, but I rang them up as just 1 donut. Please dont tell the cops.

        • @omarfw
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          74 months ago

          I wouldn’t snitch even if I saw someone walking out with a wagon of money from the store safe. Fuck corporations.

            • @omarfw
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              imagine being so brainwashed by corpos that you forget that small businesses exist and can easily take the place of every walmart.

                • @omarfw
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                  24 months ago

                  food deserts only happen when corporations move in, push out all the competition, then leave.

      • @Passerby6497
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        44 months ago

        I always seem to lose count when scanning the same item repeatedly. I’m sure I got close to 12, and that’s close enough.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    234 months ago

    This is where we’re at now, corporations are issuing demands to the government, and the government is appeasing them.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      Sounds like extortion to me. Revoke their licenses to do business until they replace their C-suite.

    • @bitchkat
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      We passed that when the government order Microsoft to break up.

        • @bitchkat
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          13 months ago

          Replied to wrong comment. Someone else said something about now the corps are giving orders to the government. My response was that when MS was ordered to be ask up, they more or less said “nope”

  • @njm1314
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    184 months ago

    Those blackmailing fucks can go to hell

  • @Etterra
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    164 months ago

    No that sounds an awful lot like extortion. That’s a crime you know.

  • technomad
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    143 months ago

    ‘improving their services’

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    extracting more value from their consumers

  • TheTechnician27
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    124 months ago

    They have a concept of a plan to lower the prices.

  • @[email protected]
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    124 months ago

    Force them to break up into all their constituent companies.

    Competition and the free market, also free of M&A’s, will help pricing for everyone, including suppliers and customers.

    Be great if we could elect anti-merger reps.