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minus-squareEleventhHourlink23•5 months agoThat’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
minus-squareEleventhHourlink12•5 months agoObviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink4•5 months agoGonna be pretty difficult to honey pot them in a mostly text based cesspit, then 🤔
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink3•5 months agoSorry! I’ll just go over there and blow out a kid’s birthday candles and then spoil the ending of the movie their parents were about to watch!
It’s all good, they can’t read
That’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
Elon is that you?
Obviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
Swoon?
Gonna be pretty difficult to honey pot them in a mostly text based cesspit, then 🤔
WE WERE HAVING FUN GODAMNIT
Sorry! I’ll just go over there and blow out a kid’s birthday candles and then spoil the ending of the movie their parents were about to watch!
lol bet, we got us a reasonable fella over here
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