Now that I think of it, I have never seen Kamala Harris eating. Why? Because she eats cats probably. Otherwise she would proudly publicise her eating habits.
Which is how we know that Biden only eats vanilla ice cream cones, Obama eats only Dijon Mustard, Trump eats only hamberders and Goya products, and Jimmy Carter only eats peanuts.
Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.
That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…
But she DID eat a cat.
Now that I think of it, I have never seen Kamala Harris eating. Why? Because she eats cats probably. Otherwise she would proudly publicise her eating habits.
Which is how we know that Biden only eats vanilla ice cream cones, Obama eats only Dijon Mustard, Trump eats only hamberders and Goya products, and Jimmy Carter only eats peanuts.
Everyone else? Cats and dogs
The true deep state
obiviously
We are all
domestic terroristscat eaters…on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
No. I’m lazy. You speak for me.
For the next 15 minutes, @[email protected] is my official spokesperson. Anything they say, I endorse and double.
I eat halves of cats.
Oh wow, true story time:
Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.
That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…
That poor kitty…
Oh shit! I just got it! I said “endorse and double,” so you said “halves of cats,” meaning whole cats.
Fucking hilarious. That was a slow burn with a really enjoyable finish. Bra-fucking-vo.
I’ve been quietly chuckling at this for about 5 whole minutes now.