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      72 months ago

      Now that I think of it, I have never seen Kamala Harris eating. Why? Because she eats cats probably. Otherwise she would proudly publicise her eating habits.

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        62 months ago

        Which is how we know that Biden only eats vanilla ice cream cones, Obama eats only Dijon Mustard, Trump eats only hamberders and Goya products, and Jimmy Carter only eats peanuts.

        Everyone else? Cats and dogs

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              32 months ago

              Oh wow, true story time:

              Last week I had to go to my mom’s house to pick up half of a cat from in front of her house. Something had eaten most of the rest of it, but its head was still in pristine condition.

              That was a nightmare trying to get everything onto a shovel so that I could quickly bag the whole thing in one go. I still can’t believe how clean and intact most of the torso bones were…

              That poor kitty…

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              22 months ago

              Oh shit! I just got it! I said “endorse and double,” so you said “halves of cats,” meaning whole cats.

              Fucking hilarious. That was a slow burn with a really enjoyable finish. Bra-fucking-vo.

              I’ve been quietly chuckling at this for about 5 whole minutes now.