And not a monkey’s paw moment.

  • @Today
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    213 months ago

    Free quality healthcare worldwide. If i take two people with me, can i also have a cure for Alzheimer’s/dementia and affordable food that meets minimum daily requirements.

    • @[email protected]
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      153 months ago

      Headlines a short time later…

      “GOP Proposes Banning Sacrificial Death Miracles”

      AP News - Decrying the seemingly miraculous events of last week as “blatant socialism” and, rather ironically, “part of the woke agenda”, house Republicans have introduced a bill that would make sacrificing ones life altruistically a felony. When asked how they planned to prosecute the rotting corpse of the accused were the bill to pass, House Speaker Mike Johnson acknowledged the steep uphill battle, stating, “we will leave no gravestone unturned when it comes preventing ordinary Americans from having God-like benevolence and generosity forced upon them against their will.”

      • @Today
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        33 months ago

        How can i upvote this more than once?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      53 months ago

      Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.

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      3 months ago

      I’d volunteer just for those other 2 things.