• @Darkard
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    992 months ago

    Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.

      🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶

      • @glimse
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        282 months ago

        It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers

      • @TriPolarBearz
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        122 months ago

        Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!

        • @Sarothazrom
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          62 months ago

          I hate all of you for this thread lol.

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        52 months ago

        Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.