The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 5 days agoA goofy idea to entertain the familyimagemessage-square71arrow-up1957arrow-down110
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minus-squareSemi-Hemi-LemmygodlinkEnglish44•5 days agoAdd a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it’s like walking into a WWE ring
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-LemmygodlinkEnglish21•5 days agoYes, I only allow totally unveiled gay porn in my home.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•5 days agoYess I need to find me an app to connect these things. Maybe something like If This Then That? Or maybe the apple automation app (whatever it’s called) can do this.
minus-square@blazeknavelink1•5 days agoI can only imagine John Cena music for which my son goes crazy
Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it’s like walking into a WWE ring
But without the thinly-veiled gay porn?
Yes, I only allow totally unveiled gay porn in my home.
Fabulous
flicker some smart lights too
Yess I need to find me an app to connect these things. Maybe something like If This Then That? Or maybe the apple automation app (whatever it’s called) can do this.
I can only imagine John Cena music for which my son goes crazy