That’s right! Your hearing is perfect! If you allow anyone from our secret staff members who come and offer you a brand new shower to just kick your groin once, you will get it installed absolutely free!
No questions asked! A guy comes in, offers you a new shower, installs it, and if they kick you in the groin and they happen to be one of our secret staff members, you get it all installed for free!!!
Ofcourse you do need to pay for the shower and tax. But the kick is absolutely free once installed right in the groin!
Did you trap a blind person in a walk in shower?
No! She was already there and we just had the contractors kick her in the groin…for free!