The International Agency for Research on Cancer identified a possible link between aspartame and a type of liver cancer called hepatocellular carcinoma.
So the somatic cells within Mr. Trump split with an unfortunate mutation that leads to out of control growth and they are just like “erm I dunno I think our host/origin is problematic” and apoptosis ensues
If donald trump hasn’t contracted cancer from his diet coke habit it’s probably safe enough
Me too.
Idk. Even cancer has standards.
So the somatic cells within Mr. Trump split with an unfortunate mutation that leads to out of control growth and they are just like “erm I dunno I think our host/origin is problematic” and apoptosis ensues
One can keep hoping.