• @Sterile_Technique
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    792 months ago

    There’s a lot of things to argue about, but pizza just isn’t one of them. It’s a chunk of bread with leftovers on it. If it tastes good on pizza, it belongs on pizza; and what tastes good on pizza depends on the tongue probing it.

    Pineapple… sausage… anchovies… goat cheese… potato chips… a fucking strawberry slurpee - if you like it, you rock it.

    The only wrong option is to abstain from making/ordering the pizza you want because that ingredient doesn’t ‘belong’ there.

    • @[email protected]
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      302 months ago

      For what is worth, that’s not how (most?) Italians think about pizza. It’s not a “container” in which you put a bunch of things, but each pizza type is basically a separate dish.

      I personally don’t care what people put on their pizza, I simply avoid places that make “pizzas” in a non-italian fashion, like the american (supposedly NY style) ones where you get crust, 2 fingers of industrial cheese and a whole plant of oregano.

      It’s very similar for pasta, which many people think as a bread replacement.

      • @Anamnesis
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        112 months ago

        This is why their pizzas are so boring. One or two toppings. Come on, get creative with it, Guissepe.

        • @[email protected]
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          2 months ago

          Most of Italian recipes are very simple. The focus usually is on quality on the ingredients and if they are good, a pizza with just mozzarella and tomatoes is already delicious. That said, even in Italy there are plenty of types of pizzas, but most of them don’t have 20 ingredients, I suppose the point is that you actually want to taste what you eat, which is not the case when you mix many different things. There is a very messy and rich pizza (capricciosa) with a lot of toppings though (more than one obviously, but this is the most common).

          Personally I am a margherita person, simple and boring is perfect, as long as it tastes great.

          P.s. Giuseppe :)

          • @Sylvartas
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            62 months ago

            simple and boring is perfect, as long as it tastes great.

            As a Regina enjoyer I agree 100%

            • @[email protected]
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              2 months ago

              If that’s what you prefer, may I recommend the place Where Life Makes Sense instead of “worse Winnipeg”?

          • @captainlezbian
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            32 months ago

            That makes sense. But also I find it amusing because Romans had the opposite attitude with food of “you know what everything I ever eat needs? A fuck ton of fermented fish sauce”. Which like, both attitudes are great, but it is an amusing evolution of culture over two millennia

            • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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              52 months ago

              Romans were food snobs too, though. One common insult was “chickpea-eater” because roasted chickpeas were poor people food. Thing is, roasted chickpeas are fucking delicious - I really wish fresh chickpeas in the pod were easier to find (in the US).

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              32 months ago

              It actually makes sense, because Italian history is far from a continuum. In fact, most “Italian cuisine” is actually less than 100 years old!

    • nomad
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      42 months ago

      Preach. My favorite pizza of the last few years is with sliced kebap meat with sauce hollandaise. Sounds disgusting, looks not that appetizing but it’s fucking amazing.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      That’s cuz you never had a proper napolitan pizza you uncultured swine. You’d never open your mouth about pizza again, or call anything you can buy in your America a pizza.

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        52 months ago

        I’m gonna make a peanut butter and jelly pizza now just out of spite.