• @stoly
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      32 months ago

      How many waters in that glass?

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        Depends on if you’re using water to include types of water (if, like a maniacal madman, you have mixed Evian, Buxton and Harrogate mineral water into one jug). Then ‘i mixed fewer waters’ or ‘there are fewer waters in that glass’ would be valid.

        To be clear: I’m not the person you replied to, just someone who finds it quite interesting (in the same way that the plural fishes is valid if you’re talking about different species of fish).

        And yes, I know prescriptivism is bad, but also it is quite fun.

        • @stoly
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          32 months ago

          Those are homonyms. Water versus waters. The second one is metaphorical.

          I did enjoy your comment and you sound like you’ve had some linguistic training.

        • @aidan
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          12 months ago

          Or just atoms of water

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Eh, you wouldn’t use the noun water to refer to atoms of water. ‘How many waters are there?’ to refer to atoms of water is the statement of someone deranged

            • @aidan
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              22 months ago

              Water only exists as atoms. There is no non-discrete water, it is inherently in reality discrete.

      • @aidan
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        2 months ago

        I believe there are about 55.508435 moles of H2O in a liter of water at sea level (basically assuming 1 liter of water = 1kg of water)

        • @stoly
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          -12 months ago

          A mole is countable. Water is not.

          • @aidan
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            22 months ago

            Atoms of water are measured in moles. Atoms are discrete units, a mole is just a certain number of them

            • @stoly
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              12 months ago

              So you understand then why water is uncountable but atoms are not. Congratulations. What a strange pedantic hill you choosing to die on.

              • @[email protected]
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                2 months ago

                No, water is countable. Unfortunately you are incorrect.

                EDIT: the word “water” isn’t usually made plural, but water the substance can absolutely be measured and counted.

                • @stoly
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                  12 months ago

                  Sorry but some nouns (ie cats) can be counted while others (ie air) cannot be.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    02 months ago

                    Language is a flexible thing. I heard this in a children’s game of tag, “Octopi, Octopi, can I cross your waters?”

                    And you can count air too, either by volume or amount of molecules.