cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13145612

(edit) Would someone please ship some counterfeit money through there and get it confiscated, so the police can then be investigated for spending counterfeit money?

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    Pack your shit up tight, and send it with USPS. They need a reason (real suspicion) to open your package, so don’t give them any.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      82 months ago

      But wouldn’t a particular dog with particular training who then becomes very interested in your unopened USPS package be a real reason to open the pkg?

      • @[email protected]
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        92 months ago

        USPS is federally regulated and have different protections. Mail shipped through USPS cannot be opened by anyone other than the recipient for any reason besides a warrant. A dog indicating on your package would mean nothing to postal inspectors. Fedex and UPS are private companies and your packages do not have the same protections.

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        2 months ago

        Only if the dog is meant to detect illegal substances. The USPS system doesn’t allow local police to go fishing.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        I have never heard of dogs being used to mass inspect USPS packages. I’m unsure if that would qualify as a reason for opening USPS packages. I can tell you as someone who lives in a community infamous as the source of many illicit packages (and the destination of the subsequent illicit payments), common knowledge here is to use USPS.