• @Sanctus
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    222 months ago

    Not exactly the same but I’ve seen someone consume an entire pyramid of gel tabs. They ended up naked with jumping cactus on their balls. An RN at the rave picked it out and we got him to his car. He then jumped on the roof of his car until the cabin was concave, somehow got his keys and just plowed through the desert, cacti and all. No idea what ended up happening to him.

    • @krashmo
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      92 months ago

      He completed his transformation and became one with the desert in the form of a new type of semi-sentient cactus.