• @P00ptart
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    195 months ago

    “someone told me I needed it”

    Motherfucker, you NEED a driver’s license and a job.

    • @thesohoriots
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      85 months ago

      Or, and hear me out, just the REAL magic words that replace the driver’s license and get you that sweet secret government trust fund bullion. I’ll take that worthless paper stuff upfront.