• @[email protected]
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    322 months ago

    Guns don’t kill people. Gunmen kill people.

    Now, you might ask: How do men become gunmen?

    They’re born a man, and then one day they just decide to identify as a gunman? Makes no sense.

    It’s those gun groomers. Corrupting your kid’s mind.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      102 months ago

      They’re bitten by a radioactive gun, giving them the proportional strength and speed of a gun as well as a “gun sense” warning them of danger.

    • @AA5B
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      72 months ago

      That’s COMPLETELY unfair! Women CAN be gun-females TOO. #notallmen

      • @SecretSauces
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        82 months ago

        What do you have against tall men?!

        • @AA5B
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          They help make our cars unreasonably large, all in the name of inclusion. It’s another case of DEI run amuck.

          We could solve global warming by shrinking our cars, our houses, our office buildings, if not for the tyranny of tall men