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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps. https://explainxkcd.com/2986
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish67•2 days agoMy research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
minus-square@TriflingToadlinkEnglish1•17 hours agook but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•edit-22 days agoI know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
minus-square@Tangent5280linkEnglish6•1 day agoBusted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 day agoNo, that’s ridiculous! They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging
I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
You grow the Hadrons for the collider?
No, that’s ridiculous!
They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
They hose down the court after the collisions.
At least you have job security!