• @werefreeatlast
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    3 months ago

    Also, why doesn’t most of McConnell just blow as dust in the wind yet? How do I get whatever he got instead of cremation? That guy is mummy old as heck.

      • @barsquid
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        93 months ago

        That happens because he missed a meal of children’s blood. He is a deep state pedo vampire drinking children’s blood as part of a pact with Satan. People are saying he smells like sulphur.

      • @Etterra
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        53 months ago

        That’s not the only withered piece of his anatomy. Allegedly.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      McConnell is kept “alive” by the curse on the USA that came about when it was built on top of an Indian burial ground.