• @SpaceNoodle
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      520 hours ago

      I wouldn’t really characterize fourteen years as “decades.”

      • @[email protected]
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        1220 hours ago

        IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

        algernon nods sagely

        • @[email protected]
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          1019 hours ago

          THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

          • @AdamEatsAss
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            111 hours ago

            Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

            • Fonzie!
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              25 hours ago

              Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots

              • @AdamEatsAss
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                12 hours ago

                STEP 1: find company run by idiots

                STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

                STEP 3: barely work at all

                STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks