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But the day before the Trump-Harris debate, Springfield City Manager Bryan Heck had explicitly debunked the rumor to a Vance aide, according to a Thursday report from the Wall Street Journal.
When the Journal approached Vance’s team about the cat-eating claim, a spokesperson provided a police report from a Springfield resident who accused her Haitian neighbors of being responsible for her cat going missing in late August.
But when the outlet contacted the person who filed the report, Anna Kilgore, she told the paper that her pet, Miss Sassy, was found in her basement days after she contacted the police.
Kilgore, who was wearing a Trump shirt and hat when the Journal spoke with her, told reporters that she had since apologized to her Haitian neighbors.
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Time will tell whether this was the cat that killed MAGA, or just the cat that killed America.
Either way, we need a pic of the cat! The memes will be epic.
Edit: before the Schrödinger’s cat jokes start, this timeline is looking more and more uncannily like the one in The Schrödinger’s Cat trilogy by Robert A Wilson.
Those books any good? I need something new.
They’re… silly. Lots of counterculture references.