• @samus12345
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    52 months ago

    Well, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      132 months ago

      There’s lots of them. We make nuggets with them.

      • @samus12345
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        32 months ago

        That’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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      62 months ago

      Satan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.

    • @_stranger_
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      42 months ago

      They immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.

    • pachrist
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      22 months ago

      Their stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.

      • @Bertuccio
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        2 months ago

        Elephant - check

        Velociraptor - no check

        Also there are still dinosaurs around

      • @samus12345
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        12 months ago

        Kinda surprised they didn’t just go for the easier “they all got left behind” explanation.