Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?

Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?

  • @[email protected]
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    602 months ago

    You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.

    • @Archelon
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      1032 months ago

      Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.

      • @Klear
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        42 months ago

        Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.

            • @[email protected]
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              -12 months ago

              It was an attempt to joke about it, nothing offensive. Picturing it doing this in that order, with a bathrobe and then having the relaxed time to work on the hair isn’t really relatable for me. Also, i never met a men yet who refers to its beard as hair (beard hair vs hair)

          • @Klear
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            42 months ago

            Luckily I am a man.

            • @gzerod200
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              22 months ago

              PREPOSTEROUS, MEN DONT HAVE HAIR

          • @[email protected]
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            2 months ago

            Ooff fuck you, guys. You are downvoting me without a serious reply.

            Socks up, thight high, I differ and I’m - high

            I am not against this. I support it. But let me be or confront me with my misunderstandings, anonyomous sucker.

    • classic
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      82 months ago

      Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something

      • @braindefragger
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        I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.

        If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.

          • @braindefragger
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            92 months ago

            Speak for yourself.

            I believe that’s what everyone was doing, but it seemed to upset some people for some reason.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.

          It’s assface all the way down

    • thermal_shock
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      62 months ago

      and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.

    • @chonglibloodsport
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      -82 months ago

      So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?

            • @chonglibloodsport
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              32 months ago

              Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!

              • Suzune
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                22 months ago

                So you change your towels every time? Otherwise when you start again, the last time you used it, you wiped your butt with it.

                • @chonglibloodsport
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                  12 months ago

                  Yes, I have a whole basket full of towels. I use them all once and hang them up. After the basket is empty I wash them all

      • mommykink
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        152 months ago

        I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last

        • Boozilla
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          82 months ago

          Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.