• @[email protected]
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    432 months ago

    A few years ago I was in Alexandria, VA. Still jet-lagged I couldn’t sleep and walked around town and came across the Ivy Hill cemetery and decided to walk through it. There I saw JD Vance digging up a corpse. He lifted the corpse out of the coffin gently and then told it about his day before he proceeded to have sexual intercourse with that corpse. I believe he is doing this regularly and that’s why he is so awkward when talking to living people.

    Is that story true? I think it’s the media’s job to figure that out.

    • @kat_angstrom
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      2 months ago

      I can corroborate this story- because while I was on the internet this morning I read about it, and given its upvotes I knew that meant that other people had also read about it, lending literal volumes of weight to it’s narrative.

      • @[email protected]
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        72 months ago

        Usually I would call BS on a story like this but in the last minute I saw it referenced twice on the internet so it must be true because why would people lie.

    • @GaMEChld
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      52 months ago

      That’s the damnedest thing, I saw him doing that in a cemetery in NY too.

    • Phoenixz
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      32 months ago

      Are you sure that happened, though?

      I remember seeing him setting that corpse onto a couche and then he proceeded to.fuck that couche’s brains out while the corpse watched.