I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I’m empty but the situation is so dire that I can’t trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

  • ElTacoEsMiPastor
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    16 hours ago

    The title made me think this was going to be way deeper.

    No fart shall ever be trusted !

    • @edgOP
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      215 hours ago

      You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.