I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I’m empty but the situation is so dire that I can’t trust a fart.
Those breadsticka are so damn good.
Showed this to my girlfriend and said “I didn’t know you had a lemmy account”. I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.
I’d probably be popping off at both ends if I’d done that.
Sometimes it has to be that way.
They used to be better
Go off, King
The title made me think this was going to be way deeper.
No fart shall ever be trusted !
You start getting philosophical when spilling your guts at 4am.
How did bread give you diarrhea?
Those things are loaded with fake butter. They’re dangerous if you have poor impulse control.
That’s my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn’t help.
Ahhh, that would do it
this is an ad
Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts…
