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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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  • Krzd
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    104 months ago

    Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it’s too suspicious.

    • @CatZoomies
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      104 months ago

      Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”

      • Krzd
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        34 months ago

        Yeah that seems like it should work :D

    • @teamevil
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      24 months ago

      By the animals not investigators…if they’re looking there you’re already fucked

      • Krzd
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        14 months ago

        The animals don’t do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.