• @NeptuneOrbit
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    605 months ago

    Why do we need laws against standing next to golf courses with guns? It’s already illegal to shoot the president.

      • @Burninator05
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        275 months ago

        He probably didn’t shoot becaue it is illegal to shoot a gun towards an ex-president.

        • RubberDuck
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          75 months ago

          Nah, he was protecting the president from gators.

      • Drusas
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        15 months ago

        I’m pretty sure it’s been confirmed that he did not. He didn’t even have a line of sight of Trump and was (apparently) still waiting for that opportunity.

    • @Burn_The_Right
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      5 months ago

      He didn’t shoot the president. He was just exercising his 2nd Amendment rights, you commie socialist!

      • @Raiderkev
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        75 months ago

        Florida has a dumbass law where you can open carry while hunting and fishing. Dude could just say he was hunting anacondas or whatever they kill in Florida

        • @hate2bme
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          A law allowing you to carry a gun while hunting, blasphemy!!!

          • @Raiderkev
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            05 months ago

            Sorry, it’s on the way to or from, should have been more clear. But also… Fishing?

            • @too_high_for_this
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              45 months ago

              Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

              Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.