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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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Prop him up beside the jukebox. Fill his boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in his hand… Nobody will even suspect he’s dead!
Consider finding yourself a “pickup man” with a 6-foot bed that never has to be made. Perfect size for your needs.