• @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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    2 hours ago

    Who can blame them though. It’s a absolute slog. I should try to read some today. See what I glean.

    Edit: whoa I was completely wrong

    First paragraph this thing goes hard

    And God said, “Let there be light,”a and there was light. 4And God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5God called the light “day,” and the darkness He called “night.”

    He just making night and day.

    Edit2:

    Oh shit, is God a communist?

    Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness,

    Edit3:

    I sense some foreshadowing

    17but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil; for in the day that you eat of it, you will surely die.”

    Edit4:

    Oh shit, I seen some people BBQ ribs into pure art but never a whole ass woman.

    21So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep, and while he slept, He took one of the man’s ribsf and closed up the area with flesh. 22And from the rib that the LORD God had taken from the man, He made a woman and brought her to him.

    Edit5:

    1Now the serpenta was more crafty than any beast of the field

    Just like a fucking snake? Was the garden of eden like Charlotte’s web?

    Edit6:

    4“You will not surely die,” the serpent told her. 5“For God knows that in the day you eat of it, your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

    But like he’s not wrong.

    Edit7:

    “Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and every beast of the field! On your belly will you go, and dust you will eat, all the days of your life.

    Fuck you snake.

    Edit8:

    “I will sharply increase your pain in childbirth; in pain you will bring forth children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”

    AW SHIT! Ladies, that’s on you.

    Edit9:

    Alright, that’s enough for today. Shits fucking wild. I’m not saying it didn’t happen like all that just we are missing a lot of context here. How about some character development? Was god chill and was all like, “hey man this is my first creation so like I’m still trying stuff out, so bare with me.” Or we’re Adam and Eve just like, “hey creation is great and all but we kinda don’t get the point of rules or understand what it is we are doing here.”