I’ve been thinking about upgrading my electric toothbrush since my current crappy one is basically on death’s door after a couple years of use. Is there like a toothbrush equivalent of a Toyota Hilux I should know about?

  • Chemical Wonka
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    -3011 hours ago

    None, because almost all eletric toothbrushes are full of spyware and they are useless

    • Otter
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      1710 hours ago

      Well, they don’t all connect to the internet

      • @thesohoriots
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        9 hours ago

        No need for the internet, all electronic toothbrushes have been compromised. They use ultrasonic tooth mapping technology to direct a miniature version of Havana Syndrome where we least expect it, causing the terrible affliction known as… gingivitis