• Flying Squid
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    356 months ago

    Calm down everyone! I’ve been assured that governor Ron DeSantis will be safe inside the hurricane shelter in the governor’s mansion, which will itself be quickly rebuilt, at taxpayer expense, in the event of anything catastrophic. He will be FINE! Go back to what you were doing, Floridians!

    • @[email protected]
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      206 months ago

      No worries, Floridians. Desantis has a plan to oppress gay people even harder, which will make the hurricanes stop.

      • Mayor Poopington
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        156 months ago

        Remember, hurricanes happen because of WOKE!

    • @ikidd
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      36 months ago

      Yah, Meatball Ron won’t be anywhere near that shitshow. He’ll be off in Cali, rejecting FEMA assistance remotely.