• Captain Aggravated
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    75 months ago

    Are tits really that unsanitary that you’re going to infect a restaurant topless? I’ve got nipples, and I think they’re cleaner than my hands because I didn’t touch the door handle with my pecs.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      It’s something you wouldn’t have a problem with until you sat down in a booth and suddenly your back is covered in some shirtless person’s sweat.

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        5 months ago

        If its so hot they’re sweating, the shirt would be wet and so would the chair

    • @captainlezbian
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      25 months ago

      Not really, but it’s one of those things you need to be prepared to be asked to do. Many bars are cool with it though, even ones that are restaurants. I guess the whiskey disinfects the tits

      • @[email protected]
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        15 months ago

        Ah, got it.

        Next time a restaurant gives me shit about being topless, I’ll just dip a rag in some whiskey, rub my nipples with it, and say “there! Are you happy? And proceed to place my order”