• @teamevil
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    139 hours ago

    Nope… sick with COVID and didn’t realize I was in the onion land I still think it’s a tool but I shouldn’t respond to onion articles that makes me a tool…

    • TheLowestStone
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      168 hours ago

      In 2024 it’s never been easier to eat the onion.

    • @samus12345
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      37 hours ago

      I fully believed it before I read the source. It sounds exactly like something he would do.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 hours ago

      It’s okay bro, easy mistake to make. The fat orange guy is a walking onion article no matter what he does.

      Frankly it’s amazing that The Onion didn’t go under in the last decade as reality became stranger than their headlines

      • Aatube
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        26 hours ago

        It did go under. Global Tetrahedron owns it now😔

        • @[email protected]
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          15 hours ago

          Oh shit I didn’t know that. I stand corrected

          That’s some cruel irony being put out of business by reality.

          I’m glad they’re back with apparently more sass than usual, but Jfc that’s just lol