• @[email protected]
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    254 months ago

    Wouldn’t the second one seeing the first one released over the volcano simply jump off into the ocean?

    • lemmyng
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      704 months ago

      And miss out on the sweet release from this mortal coil?

      • @[email protected]
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        604 months ago

        Probably not, because contrary to what video games would indicate, water does not prevent all fall damage.

        • @[email protected]
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          84 months ago

          So the older video games told me the truth! - that the slightest contact with any body of water is instantly fatal from any height.

          • @hamFoilHat
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            114 months ago

            You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin’s Creed.

            • @CrazyLikeGollum
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              164 months ago

              Sure, sure, water doesn’t prevent fall damage, but a well placed hay pile and a properly executed dive will…

        • Jolteon
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          24 months ago

          You might be able to get away with just broken legs if you landed right. Then you’d be in the middle of the ocean was broken legs.

    • burgersc12
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      324 months ago

      They’re pretty high up, don’t think they’d survive the splat

    • @ChicoSuave
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      184 months ago

      A cloud descenda out of the sky and offers a rainbow swing to sit on and fly away. The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. These folks stood no chance. The clouds showed up and Aranaktu welcomed them all.

      • @ripcord
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        104 months ago

        The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening.

        The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them

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          4 months ago

          The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them

          That’s why old groucy cynics rarely get dropped into Volcanos. Remember kids being a Sourpuss saves your life.

    • @samus12345
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      64 months ago

      It’s not clear whether the people know they’re going off to be sacrificed or not. Maybe they’re glad to do it.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Aranaktu looks like he’s a least a kilometer tall. Those children were doomed the moment they sat on those rainbow swings.