• lemmyng
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    703 months ago

    And miss out on the sweet release from this mortal coil?

    • @[email protected]
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      603 months ago

      Probably not, because contrary to what video games would indicate, water does not prevent all fall damage.

      • @[email protected]
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        83 months ago

        So the older video games told me the truth! - that the slightest contact with any body of water is instantly fatal from any height.

        • @hamFoilHat
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          113 months ago

          You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin’s Creed.

          • @CrazyLikeGollum
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            163 months ago

            Sure, sure, water doesn’t prevent fall damage, but a well placed hay pile and a properly executed dive will…

      • Jolteon
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        23 months ago

        You might be able to get away with just broken legs if you landed right. Then you’d be in the middle of the ocean was broken legs.