• @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    Yeah, okay, meanwhile the local garbage dump is getting overrun with some weird new plant that grows like crazy and causes anything to eat it to go sex crazed.

    …. And I will help spread this plant to every country on earth. Biodiversity be dammed, we’re gonna make love, not war.

    • @Iheartcheese
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      42 months ago

      I recently read about The war Scotland is having with gray squirrels and for some reason it made me feel really patriotic.

    • @NegativeInf
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      32 months ago

      Same cloth. I once considered selectively breeding Dodder. A non-photosynthesizing parasitic plant that is bright red or pink. Only reason? Because it looks like the stuff from the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds movie.

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