• Aielman15
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    Props to this person for never washing their mouth off their friend’s blood. I’m sure they had the chance to do it, but chose to walk all over the hospital with their mouth covered in blood so that the nurse could see it, otherwise the joke wouldn’t have landed.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      451 day ago

      You ever try to get blood out in a hurry?

      I mean, obviously this is the internet and nothing is real, but it’s not impossible that they still had some blood on them in the frenzy to get to the hospital.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        14 hours ago

        Use water? It takes 2 seconds to wash blood off of skin with plain ol water.

      • Aielman15
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        I don’t know how hospitals work in the US (assuming that OP is a US citizen, because that’s what we do on the internet), but where I come from, determining the cause of an injury is very important to decide on an effective treatment. Bites in particular are very nasty and can lead to a lot of scary complications (including human bites!).

        There’s no way in hell the nurse just said “yeah ok got it fam” and went along with her day like it wasn’t important.

        And maybe I’m too jaded, but I read “we also got engaged” and my mind automatically added “and everyone clapped” at the end of the sentence lol

        • @PugJesusOP
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          351 day ago

          There’s no way in hell the nurse just said “yeah ok got it fam” and went along with her day like it wasn’t important.

          I suspect that, if true, it was clarified further down the line before treatment. Or, considering how I’ve been in-and-out of the ER, the nurse just wrote down ‘human bite’ regardless of what the patient claimed lmao.

          Like I said. It’s the internet. I’m not saying it’s definitely real. But it’s far from impossible.

          • @xantoxis
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            1122 hours ago

            She would chart the cause as accurately as she can; whether she also writes down the obvious lie is up to her. Which means she would write down “human bite”; not because it’s best for the patient, not because of liability, but because every other staff member (nurses and doctors included) would laugh at her if she didn’t. Nurses got a pecking order, and writing down obvious nonsense in a patient’s chart is a good way to drop ranks.

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          I feel like there’s not much hygiene difference between a human bite and a rat. They’re probably both equally bad

          • @[email protected]
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            Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn’t already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

            Not that rats don’t have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              Cat bites as well. Cat scratch fever is a real thing, but it’s far easier to contract directly from the source. I would extrapolate to carnivorous animals = bad infection when bit, but somehow dogs don’t have as much bad bacteria in their mouths, should still get a dog bite looked at, even though there’s way less chance of infection due to saliva bacteria.

              That’s where the myth that having a dog lick a wound is a good thing. They don’t have as much bad bacteria, so back in the day before antibiotics and Neosporin, having a dog lick the wound would help clean away some of the bad bacteria.

              • @[email protected]
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                215 hours ago

                We like to use the narrowest spectrum antibiotics possible to limit side effects and breeding resistance. Also, the really broad spectrum ones are expensive.

                  • Krzd
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                    110 hours ago

                    Their username is literally medgremlin, I’m 99% certain they know about at least some fields of medical treatment.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    212 hours ago

                    I’ve been in clinical rotations and my attending physicians have been very clear about antibiotic use and there is a lot of clinical evidence and guidance for minimizing broad spectrum use.

      • snooggums
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        31 day ago

        I mean, there is plenty of time to lick lips on the way to the hospital.