Flying Squid to News • 1 day agoDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square25arrow-up1116arrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@Fuckfuckmyfuckingasslink26•1 day agoTo paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
minus-square@GroundedGatorlink2•1 day agoHold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•21 hours agoIf you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Lmao this one got me