Yes, two more assassination plots.

  • originalucifer
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    714 months ago

    the last thing we need is the orange turd popped off suddenly so he can become a martyr. best to let him fade off into dementia

    • @[email protected]
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      394 months ago

      last thing we need is the orange turd popped off suddenly

      even worse if it’s done by a foreign entity. then all the maga chuds would 100% be bleating and yammering for all out nuclear bombardment on whatever side of the planet it came from

      • @APassenger
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        44 months ago

        At this point any attempt will be deemed to have foreign origins.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      It sounds like Trump becoming a martyr is a massive problem. Sorry for my ignorance, but would it be a problem to explain how?

      • @bitwaba
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        94 months ago

        Trump’s camp is full of conspiracy theorists. Being assassinated would lead to many of his followers thinking it happened because progressives saw the danger in him winning a second term.

        The better option for politics in America is for as much of his actions to come to light as possible so his own followers can come to the correct conclusion on their own: he’s a liar and a fraud.

        • @Hackerman_uwu
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          104 months ago

          I mean bless you but that ain’t going to happen.

          Many of those people need literally years of deprogramming and even then the prognosis is probably quite poor.

          What would be more helpful is to give high school kids a mandatory course in digital marketing and communications. Let them literally see dollars rolling onto an account after something is posted online and monetised. No one seems so distinguish between ads and facts anymore. Seent it on Insta? Shit’s as real as the air you’re breathing, to many people these days. Given the opportunity to understand why someone would post BS online and to connect the dots that it’s literally for a few cents of attention I think that society would change for the better.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          84 months ago

          so his own followers can come to the correct conclusion on their own

          Oh you sweet summer child…

  • finley
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    4 months ago

    Why would Iran want to assassinate Trump?

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    Steven Cheung, the Trump campaign’s spokesperson, said the briefing concerned “real and specific threats from Iran to assassinate [Trump] in an effort to destabilize and sow chaos in the United States”.

    • @SelfProgrammed
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      364 months ago

      And…

      The Iranian motivation to kill Trump is believed to stem from a desire for revenge over his decision when he was president to order the US strike that killed Maj Gen Qassim Soleimani, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ elite Quds force in January 2020.

    • @Bassman1805
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      244 months ago

      And he pulled out of a mutually beneficial nuclear treaty so that he could slap a bunch of sanctions on them.

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      84 months ago

      As other people have said, it would be way worse to have him him assassinated. If it’s looking like he’s going to lose, I could see the people who want the US unstable to prefer assassinating him instead.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    274 months ago

    To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”

    • @GroundedGator
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      34 months ago

      Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.

  • @mlg
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    174 months ago

    Secret Service watching the growing line of buffoons fail to kill a geriatric cheeto:

  • @jimmy90
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    164 months ago

    assassination is Trump’s biggest fundraiser

    • @RagingRobot
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      24 months ago

      If he actually dies I bet he could win lol

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    84 months ago

    He doesn’t look like a briefs guy, more like a cheap adult diaper type.

  • The Pantser
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    74 months ago

    Gee Diaper Don, why is everyone trying to kill you? You think maybe YOU are the bad guy?

  • @InverseParallax
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    24 months ago

    By far the best outcome for the GOP is for Trump to get got.

    They can win elections on this forever, and walk in any solid corpo-fascist they want under a Maga hat, for instance jd Vance.