It has been announced that Ubisoft's Executive Committee and Board of Directors will launch an investigation and review of the company.

This is going to be one of those “Ubisoft investigates Ubisoft and found that Ubisoft did nothing wrong at Ubisoft”-situations, isn’t it?

  • Jake FarmEnglish
    28•20 hours ago

    I bet they will find embezzlement, possibly funnelled through consultancies.

    • @BreadstickNinjaEnglish
      25•19 hours ago

      I bet at first it seems like multiple consultancies, but the more they investigate, the more they realize it’s just minor variations on one consultancy copy-pasted around the map, and at a certain point, investigating each one just feels same-y and boring.

    • ms.laneEnglish
      27•20 hours ago

      “Ubisoft investigates Ubisoft and found that Ubisoft did nothing wrong at Ubisoft”-situations, isn’t it?

      “The consumers are wrong, it’s those damn Millenials again”

      Followed by continuing to change nothing and fading into obscurity like Atari or Commodore. (hopefully)