• Jo Miran
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    292 months ago

    If I was Russian, I’d worry less about the soldiers and more about the locals.

    • @Telodzrum
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      342 months ago

      It’s the mosquitos you have to worry about. They’re almost as big as a housecat in Alaska.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        Can confirm, my firstborn was almost taken away by them. Good thing I brought my shotgun.

    • @[email protected]
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      262 months ago

      Yes, they’ll talk you to death about being tough frontiersmen from their apartment in Anchorage.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      52 months ago

      Yes, they’ll definitely shoot down their planes and missiles with rifles, and stop armored vehicles with their harsh words and survival instinct.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 months ago

        You joke, but this exact shit happened in Ukraine during the early days of the Donetsk invasion, where dipshit Russians kept getting fucking schwacked by rural Ukrainian farmers. Also go read up on the US invasion of Vietnam and see how well that went, where a technologically superior force fought a bunch of fucking uneducated communist jungle peasants.

      • @P00ptart
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        22 months ago

        You think Russia is hard to invade? Try Texas sized Switzerland with bears and moose.