• @Dkarma
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    192 months ago

    You know it’s got a tiny watch face so it doesn’t dwarf his tiny hands.

    • @DaddleDew
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      2 months ago

      His hands aren’t even particularly small. But he’s an old, fat and decrepit man and he needs a very large and padded suit to give his body some sort of healthy appearance. His hands sticking out of that suit therefore look tiny.

      Seriously, look at the pictures of him golfing in his XXXL polo shirt. The guy is shaped like one of the McNuggets