• @xantoxis
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    386 hours ago

    A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.

    • @Hoomod
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      126 hours ago

      And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?

      • @xantoxis
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        104 hours ago

        You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.

      • @[email protected]
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        195 hours ago

        Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 hours ago

          You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.