• Flying SquidOPM
    23•3 months ago

    I went to Myrtle Beach once. I was super stressed out from my job and I had a deep need to see the ocean and it was the closest spot from where I was in terms of driving where I could see ocean.

    What a shithole.

    I’m glad I stayed in a tent in the state park and I hate camping.

    • CadeillacEnglish
      4•3 months ago

      FlyingSquid

      deep need to see the ocean

      Checks out

      FlyingSquid

      in terms of driving

      Does not check out

      • Flying SquidOPM
        3•3 months ago

        Do you expect me to fly all the way to Myrtle Beach from Indiana?

        • CadeillacEnglish
          2•3 months ago

          Just a hop, skip, and a yeet away

          • Flying SquidOPM
            2•3 months ago

            I can’t fly those distances! I’m not a passenger squid!

            • CadeillacEnglish
              2•3 months ago

              Do you ride on passenger squids?

                • CadeillacEnglish
                  2•3 months ago

                  I’m gonna need another notebook

                  • Flying SquidOPM
                    2•3 months ago

                    Let me put it this way, do you think I would be going to Myrtle Beach and staying in a state park if I could afford to take a passenger squid?