• @[email protected]
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    9 hours ago

    A guy in our data center couldn’t figure out who owned a particular machine that he needed to work on. So his solution to figure it out was to let them come to him. He went and pulled out the network cable and waited. He was escorted out a little while later. The moral of the story is don’t go disabling production machines on purpose.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 hours ago

      Yeah, I’ve done that before – after asking literally everyone in IT, plus our external consultants, and getting the go-ahead from my team lead and the head of IT.

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      258 hours ago

      Honestly we do that when we ask and no one speaks up. Lovingly called the “scream test” as we wait to see who screams.

      • slazer2au
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        73 hours ago

        Scream tests are a last resort though.

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        168 hours ago

        I guess it depends on where you work. This was a large datacenter for a very large health insurance company. They made it a point later that day to remind people that it was a fireable offense to mess with production machines like that on purpose. And evidently the service he disabled was critical enough that it didn’t take long for the hammer to come down. There were plenty of ways to find out who owned the machine, he just chose the easiest and got fired on the spot for it.