minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•5 months agoAre you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?
minus-square@bighatchesterlink1•3 months agoI just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.
Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?
Or was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?
Or did he stab the cheeseburger?
Be realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?
Somebody with a knife, clearly.
Or did he cheese the stabburger?
I just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.