DM: “You exit the warehouse and make your way across the crowded market square. What measures do you take to avoid the suspicion of the guards?”

Paladin: “We walk like people who aren’t covered in blood.”

What did your group get up to last night?

  • mesamune
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    I throw the goat at the kobold.

    A real quote from a campaign we played, one of our first sessions.