• themeatbridge
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    622 months ago

    I’m going to sue my scale manufacturer for making a scale that says I’m overweight.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        112 months ago

        I’m going to sue the guy at the bar that tells me I’m always hammered when I see him but doesn’t say the same thing to everyone else at the bar.

            • @TexasDrunk
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              22 months ago

              I’m a TexasDrunk and this is my life-mate of undetermined sexuality, thefartographer.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            32 months ago

            I love your damn face, friend. Fuck your cardiologist.