• @burgeoning
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      195 hours ago

      The Dollars are light and graciously accepted by the cashier, but do not gratify the hand in its heft and presence. The coins are heavy, and bestows immediate gratification to the weighing extremities; nonetheless the cashier will enraged at the prospect of counting the cost.

      Read that again.

    • @TootSweet
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      45 hours ago

      Happy cake day, gentleperson.